Ok, so when the dude was born he had a full head of hair. I am not talking about a couple wisps here and there…I mean there was so much it was a little frightening when he was born. He had a Marge Simpson cone head that we had to trim so he could see as well as eliminate the mullet he was sporting. So what am I getting at here…well since birth this kid has thought he wasn’t a baby. Here are the little senor’s top 10 reasons he is not a baby:
1)Hair: why not be born with elvis sideburns and a mullet?
2)Bottles: Negative ghostrider
3)Pacifiers:Not a chance!
4)Swaddling: What??? Why would a baby want to be all bundled up post birth. I swear he thinks the womb was WAY too small for the 39 weeks he incubated
5)Car seats: Um..who wants to sit in the back seat all strapped in when the view and all the fun stuff is in the driver seat. No, we don’t drive with him up there but man does he love playing pilot when we are parked some where
6)Baby food: Purees were great for a couple weeks and now we much prefer eating what mom and dad are eating in small chunks. Why eat pureed apples, pears and what nots when you can have tandoori chicken, hummus, grilled eggplant, spaghetti with meat sauce and samples of fruit at the farmer’s market twice a week.
7)Juicing: Not in the Jersey Shore style but his dad is into juicing fruits and veggies and the little guy digs the juice concoctions which include kale, carrots, beets, broccoli, etc